Poetry inspired by suicidal cows

1 Sep

Article that inspired this Poeml

28 cows dead after falling off cliff

Depressed domesticated beasts of burden
Of the picturesque swiss town of Lauterbrunnen
Cow bells ringing as you plummet
Off the promontory summit
Ground beef is raining ‘pon the plains
Blades of grass stained scarlet by your pain
Oh Why have you stopped caring?
Why keep feelings deep inside instead of sharing?
Defenestrating does not solve your issue
You have many people who will miss you
Unhappy ungulates of the swiss confederation
Please enlighten me with detailed information
What terror, downer, blight or woe
Could possibly disconsolate you so?

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3 Responses to “Poetry inspired by suicidal cows”

  1. son_of_ottie September 1, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    OMG! That is made of AWESOME!!!!!! Did you WRITE that?! It is hysterical.

    • bboyneko September 1, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

      yeah i wrote it, I was bored lol

      • son_of_ottie September 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm #

        I quoted it on my facebook but I gave you the credit! As Bboy Neko, of course.

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