Watchmen is the worst movie ever made

12 Mar

I saw Watchmen and HATED IT.

Ok..I didn’t watch the whole thing I WALKED OUT after 1 hour because I thought to myself..jesus christ I have to sit through 2 more hours of shit shit?

Malin Akerman (Silk Spectre II) is without a doubt the world’s worst actress. I have seen porn actresses who deserve an oscar for best actress compared to her. Episodes of Baywatch feature models delivering tear-inducing dramatic performances compared to her. She must give really damn good head because that is the only possible way someone without any acting skills whatsoever or martial arts skills landed a leading role in a major motion picture.

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach) did not learn the lesson of Christian Bale as batman and decided to use an extremely irritating fake deep voice. Hey, Director Zack Snyder..if you want your character to have a deep imposing voice, CAST AN ACTOR WHO HAS THAT KIND OF VOICE.

Oh and if you enjoy staring at cock n’ balls you are in for a treat as the character if Dr.Manhattan has the super power of rampant exhibitionism.

The movie is paced incredibly slow, the characters are ridiculous and you can never for even a second take them seriously. There must be some sort of mass hysteria Brittney Spears style (one of the best-selling female singer of all time, Grammy award, etc.) for this to have been so popular of a story it merited a big-budget summer film.

I will never get my $10 back but at least I only wasted one hour of my life.


10 Responses to “Watchmen is the worst movie ever made”

  1. hardluckrapture March 12, 2009 at 4:20 am #

    It’s hard for me to take your review seriously knowing you didn’t watch the whole thing.

    • bboyneko March 12, 2009 at 4:28 am #

      it’s hard for me to take the movie seriously because there is a sex scene in a ^$&#* OWLSHIP and people dress like this:

      • hardluckrapture March 12, 2009 at 5:01 am #

        For a second, i thought you actually read the book.

  2. dazz March 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm #

    The only actor who has that kind of voice since Orson Welles died is the great Lance Henriksen (all bow) and he ain’t exactly Twilight material (and you say there’s no God. Psh.)

  3. pure_radience March 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm #

    I agree. That movie was freaking awful.

    • bboyneko March 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm #

      lol totally. How have you been anyway?

      • pure_radience March 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm #

        I’ve been good. Logans doing good. Yep. Nothing interesting. It really has been awhile though lmao

  4. Anonymous March 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    That Shit Movie
    Buddy, I had to spread the word. That was an longest eternity of uber-nerd shit that I have ever seen.
    It was full of Nerd Sex, Nerd laughs and a bunch of nerd writers that were definitely compensating for something with a massive blue dick.
    I was waiting for them to paint a wall, watching it dry would be that much more entertaining.

  5. Anonymous May 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm #

    Ahahahaha! Those expressions are priceless!

  6. watchmen sucked balls January 27, 2014 at 3:58 am #

    Worst movie I’ve ever seen. Who the hell wants to see a movie about supposid super hero’s that dont save shit. A bug blue dick who was a human but now thinks he’s something better. What a damn joke the director should be shot on site producers never hired for anything ever again. I feel like I could make a porno that had better acting.

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