Playmobile Security Checkpoint – Hilarious

14 Jan

Playmobile Security Checkpoint

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Read the Reviews Here

I stumbled on this today, I am probably late to the game but the comments on that Amazon page are hilarious. Some gems:

After your passenger spends 4 hours getting past airport security (“I Love Freedom” T-shirt draws extra attention from security) you can have your character attend a George Bush rally from behind the 1st amendment barbed wire fencing 3 miles from Bush’s appearance where your character will be maced and beaten for being there. Then, to complete the trifecta of freedom your character can travel to the U.S.- Mexico border and help build the border fence while patrolling for hordes of brown skinned devils trying to sneak into our country and cut our grass.

I hear Playmobil is coming out with a waterboarding torture set. I think I’ll wait for that and buy them together to save on shipping.

While I’m sure your child will love this do we really want to reveal our security secrets to the terrorists? I bet al-Qaeda is training the next generation with this very product. I am saddened to learn that Playmobile hates America.

I suggest that Playmobil stamp “Arbeit Macht Frei” above the passenger portal on this item.

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2 Responses to “Playmobile Security Checkpoint – Hilarious”

  1. dazz January 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm #

    Those comments are SOOOO 2006.

  2. asharak January 15, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    I want to see a Playmobile Gitmo.

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