Finally got married

20 Nov

I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:

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I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

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The beautiful brides maids:

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My army buddies were all over them.

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Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies

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My wifes favorite part of the night

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Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!

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here we are at the beach!

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These nice guys who were helping rescue whales on the beach ran over to us so excited about having rescued a whale. They were so happy they accidentally threw this big net on my wife, and we all had a big laugh. Here is an article talking about the rescue:

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don’t be jealous guys. She has a sister and shes single. I’m sure I can arrange a date if you are her type.

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My friend Peter was so excited at our wedding.


16 Responses to “Finally got married”

  1. spatulistic November 21, 2008 at 2:41 am #

    Where did you get these pictures?

  2. elgaroo November 21, 2008 at 3:24 am #

    multiple LOLs and a massive incredulity-gasm.P
    i mean… uh… congratulations dan.)
    some day, i too hope that i can find a woman who looks worse in a dress than i do…P

  3. docwho88 November 21, 2008 at 5:25 am #

    oh dear…

  4. hardluckrapture November 21, 2008 at 7:46 am #

    Dude, you saved these pictures. You saved them. They exist on your computer.

  5. cleophite November 21, 2008 at 8:30 am #

    You are a bad man!

    • bboyneko November 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm #

      when i am presented a list of reasons I am going to hell at the pearly gates, this will be one of many

      • cleophite November 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm #

        LOL. It’s gonna be a long list 😉

  6. dazz November 21, 2008 at 10:31 am #

    What, no wedding night porno?

  7. nejo0301 November 22, 2008 at 6:08 am #

    Did you see the original post for this? He said that she was a virgin and he deflowered her on their honeymoon. Oh yeah, he cried afterward.

  8. Anonymous August 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    Lovely wedding!
    Congratulations to your marrige! Your wife have a realy beutiful wedding dress. Good luck to You and Yor family.
    (I hope my english is not too bad. I’m from Sweden..)

  9. Anonymous November 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm #

    You I guess beauty is in the eye of blind man!!!!!

  10. belannaa February 19, 2010 at 11:00 am #

    нуу всё с натяжкой это у вас както
    порно фильм с большими сиськами секс фото приват

  11. US Soldier February 21, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    I have NO idea what to say about this, other then you have real friends if they let you continue with this…..

  12. Ben March 22, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

    does anyone have the original source for these pictures. I cannot stop wanting to know more.

  13. Courtney July 14, 2011 at 7:03 pm #

    i almost cried i was laughing so hard, this is awesome!!! You are my new hero, where did you find these pics?

  14. Dave July 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    Get the Hell outa there beforee its really too late.

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