13 things I learned from watching Mission Impossible

22 Jan


  1. 4 oclock is when you’re supposed to meet at the safe house!, 4 oclock..4 oclock 0400 4 am..4 oclock
  2. Clair is gonna go in and she’s gonna talk to Kittridge herself and she’s gonna tell him you had nothing to do with it
  3. They DEAD clair THEY’RE ALL DEAD
  4. Never take Ethan to a nice dinner at a restaurant with a large aquarium
  5. 62 grand a year is how much a CIA director made in 1995
  6. If you boot iup a bugged disc then anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you’ll have virginia farmboys hopping all around you like jackrabbits
  7. Claire aged 30 and Jim age 60..perfectly believable couple.
  8. If you casually walk into a utility closet and begin your conversation with ‘hey there were three of you where’s the oth..’ you wont be able to finish because you will receive a swift kick to the gut and then knocked out and tied up.
  9. Somewhere between 1995 and 1999, Ving Rhames lost his crown as ‘big black guy’ to Michael Clarke Duncan
  10. It is maddingly obvious Agent Smith’s portrayal in ‘The Matrix’ was a carbon-copy imitation of Henry Czerny’s performance as Kittridge in Mission Impossible.
  11. If you are being chased down a tunnel in Europe by a helicopter, the only smart thing to do is jump on the helicopters legs, stick explosive gum on it’s windshield, and you can rest assured the explosive force of the helicopter going kaboom will send you safely back onto the train you just leapt off, rather than kill you.
  12. Jim not only killed an entire IMF team, he also stole a bible from the Drake Hotel in Chicago
  13. It’s disturbing to look into Jon Voight’s face and see Angelina Jolie staring back at you.

4 Responses to “13 things I learned from watching Mission Impossible”

  1. son_of_ottie January 22, 2008 at 9:07 pm #

    I stayed at The Drake in Chicago once in 1984. The room was dingy and depressing and small but the lobby was AWESOME! I wanted to stay there after seeing Risky Business…which in a weird way brings us full circle….

    • bboyneko January 22, 2008 at 11:40 pm #

      wow maybe i need to add a 14 now

  2. docwho88 January 23, 2008 at 3:32 am #

    “ving james”?!?

    • bboyneko January 23, 2008 at 6:19 am #

      woops i meant Ving Rhames..ill fix it

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