Babies suck

31 Jul

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Attention all Baby-havers:

No one cares to see the photos of your child or hear about ANYTHING having to do with their life

The only exception to this rule is if your baby has an unusual deformity (cyclops, two heads etc) or if the story about your child involves death and/or dismemberment of some kind to either the child itself or any other living thing (but preferably both).

It’s insane when someone busts out a photo album or sends a bulletin out on myspace saying ‘oh! look at my baby’s first swim!’. I can’t imagine a single human being who could possibly care unless they are directly related to said child or are trying to fuck the mom.

God i hate children.

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6 Responses to “Babies suck”

  1. pure_radience August 1, 2007 at 8:31 am #

    youre a meany 😦

    • bboyneko August 1, 2007 at 12:19 pm #

      lol sorry..this is why i’ll never have kids..they are cute in small doses but id strangle myself rather than raise one

  2. nbtwn August 3, 2007 at 3:03 am #

    You want to know what pisses me off more than people talking about their kids?
    When they tell you that you should have them, because they would be so damn adorable and sweet.
    “Really? Because I always thought I’d raise the next Adolf Hitler. Except more tyrannical and controlling.”
    Ugh. There’s this book you should skim, it’s called “Baby Not on Board.” It’s for people who don’t want to breed.
    This being said, I do like to show off my cat. She’s just so damn adorable! (But a lot less annoying.)

    • atlasimpure August 3, 2007 at 10:00 am #

      Re: You want to know what pisses me off more than people talking about their kids?
      … I do like to show off my cat. She’s just so damn adorable!(But a lot less annoying.)

      Actually…

  3. atlasimpure August 3, 2007 at 9:58 am #

    You say “trying to fuck the mom” like it’s bad thing.

  4. Anonymous August 15, 2007 at 11:22 pm #

    fuck you
    babies rule

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