Online Dating Game Screenshots (Reposted)

30 Apr

the game is a very cutesy setup- there’s a "chooser" and three contestants.
it works just like any lame dating show you’ve seen on t.v… the chooser asks
stuff like "if you were an ice cream flavor, what would it be?" and
the contestants talk in Sexy Talk, describing how they’d be vanilla, and love
to be licked this way and that.

not anymore.

all of a sudden, hundreds and hundreds of twisted fucks like me bombarded this
place, and took over. some of the responses were posted on something awful,
and i just saved most of the screen captures. some of them were so damn funny
i literally had tears running down my face. the goal was to shock and offend
the hell out of all the "normal" people there. i think we were successful.

so, in no particular order, here they are….

(some of them didn’t have the questions in the screencap, so i just wrote it
in above them.)

 


(From Anne_Pearson): I was making long speeches about how that guy would be
punished by eternal damnation if he didn’t succumb to the Lord and repent for
his sins of homosexuality and how the chooser’s poor grammar was an affront
to the intellect God blessed the human race with and shit.

 

Another religious movement.

 

"What country would you most like to be, and why?"

 

"What’s in your roadside emergency kit?"

 

"I’m about to get married. What would you do to convince me to stop the
wedding?"

 

"I consider myself to be "Obsession" perfume. What’s your scent
called?"

 

"What would be your perfect date?"

 

This was random chat in the middle of a round.

 

More random chat.

 

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3 Responses to “Online Dating Game Screenshots (Reposted)”

  1. yummystuff April 30, 2007 at 8:52 pm #

    Awesome. Where do I play?

  2. pure_radience April 30, 2007 at 11:58 pm #

    you totally raped my friends page dan!! but its funny so I forgive you

  3. hardluckrapture May 1, 2007 at 9:45 am #

    Lj cut maybe?

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