Giant Swollen Balls

10 Apr

If you take “hungry eyes” by Eric Carmen..and replace every instance of “hungry eyes” with something else..the result is magic:

Ive been meaning to tell you
Ive got this feelin that wont subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You are mine tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these giant swollen balls
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got giant swollen balls
I feel the magic between you and i

I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what loves all about
Darlin tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these giant swollen balls
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got giant swollen balls
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got giant swollen balls
Now Ive got you in my sights
With these giant swollen balls
Now did I take you by surprise

I need you to see
This love was meant to be

Ive got giant swollen balls
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got giant swollen balls
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got giant swollen balls
Now Ive got you in my sights
With those giant swollen balls
Did I take you by surprise

With my giant swollen balls

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5 Responses to “Giant Swollen Balls”

  1. cleophite April 10, 2007 at 9:08 pm #

    I find this works well if you take “Fever” and replace the title word with “boner”
    Never know how much I love you,
    Never know how much I care.
    When you put your arms around me,
    I get a boner that’s so hard to bear.
    You give me boners,
    When you kiss me,
    Boners when you hold me tight.
    Boners! In the morning,
    Boners all through the night.
    Sun lights up the daytime
    And moon lights up the night..
    I light up when you call my name
    And you know I’m gonna treat you right
    You give me boners
    When you kiss me,
    Boners when you hold me tight.
    Boners! In the morning,
    And fever all through the night
    Everybody’s got the boner
    That is something you all know
    Boners aren’t such a new thing
    Boners started long ago
    Romeo loved Juliette
    Juliette she felt the same
    When he put his arms around her he said,
    “Julie, Baby , you’re my flame
    “Thou giveth boners
    “When we kisseth
    “Boners with thy flaming youth
    “Boners! I’m afire,
    “Boners, yeah, I burn, forsooth.”
    Cap’in Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair
    When her daddy tried to kill him
    She said,
    “Daddy, oh, don’t you dare!
    “He gives me boners
    “With his kisses
    “Boners when he holds me tight
    “Boners! I’m his missus, So
    “Daddy, Won’t you treat him right?”
    Now you’ve listened to my story,
    Here’s the point that I have made:
    Chicks were born to give you boners,
    Be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade
    They give you boners
    When you kiss them
    Boners if you live and learn
    Boners! ’till you sizzle
    what a lovely way to burn
    what a lovely way to burn
    what a lovely way to burn
    what a lovely way to burn

    • cleophite April 10, 2007 at 9:08 pm #

      Well I missed a few, but I think you get the idea. lol.

    • Anonymous April 11, 2007 at 3:49 pm #

      wow yours is way better than mine

    • bboyneko April 11, 2007 at 4:00 pm #

      wow yours is way better than mine

  2. asharak April 10, 2007 at 11:31 pm #

    Beautiful.

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