Bob Barker can beat you up

16 Jan

BboyNeko: did you know bob barker is a 3rd degree blackbelt and trained with chuck norris??

noodlezabc: pleaze!!!! who hasn’t traind with chuck norris.

BboyNeko: true 😦

noodlezabc: i mean…. i was training with him yesterday

BboyNeko: my mom once reversed a flying snap kick i sent at her with a one handed foot grip twist that sent me spiraling into a column and crumbled it in a flurry of white powder and concrete. I was like WTF then she pointed at her framed photo of chuck that said ‘To Dan’s mom! -Love Chuck’ and then I knew the truth

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