Snakes on a Plane Review

20 Aug

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*edit* August 20 – 2006 My snakes on a plane poster has been published in Dagens Nyheter in the kultur section.

Well, I went and saw the movie today. What follows is my spoiler-free review:

First off, yes, it’s god-awful. terrible. I can say, without a doubt, that Natahn Phillips is the worst actor to ever live. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. If he can land a role opposite Samual L. jackson there may be hope for my acting career. Watch his face when he sees his lawyer friend get killed. It’s hilariously bad.

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Now, despite the movie being terrible, the best reason to see it is, it’s terrible. I have never had more fun at a movie theatre. the louder and crazier your crowd is, the better. The snakes are some of the most unconvincing CGI creations ever. It looked like it was work from a 1st year computer animation class.

Also, it helps if you are drunk when you watch it. And have rubber snakes with you.

The movie is so bad it’s good, period. Go to see this with a large group of friends. Also, there is a scene at the end where Samuel L jackson shoots someone you didn’t think he would shoot. When he does that, please shout: “I AM SAMUEL L mothfuckin’ JACKSON!! I will shoot whoever I godamn want’

That is all.

So i give it a bazillion stars out of 5 and hope that this film will live forever as the greatest and first wiki movie of all time.

Snakes on a Plane, a New Line Cinema release, is rated R for mothafuckin’ language, a scene of boobies and drug use, and intense sequences of snake-related terror and snake on people violence.

Running time: 105 minutes

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3 Responses to “Snakes on a Plane Review”

  1. angel_one August 20, 2006 at 8:05 am #

    *roflmao*

  2. docwho88 August 20, 2006 at 7:56 pm #

    god damn, can’t you cut that first image? it’s messing up my motherfuckin’ friends page!

    • bboyneko August 20, 2006 at 9:44 pm #

      ok ok normally id say aint shit you can do! but this time ill give you a muthafuckin break

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