Wow, today I experienced something that gives me renewed faith in the possibility of me ever finding a girl that I actually do not get bored of or lose respect for after 2 weeks. Usually I bore of them because they have a lower intellectual capacity (sorry, it’s true) or there simply is not enough common interests..more like tolerance of my interests.
Today online I encountered this girl:
Now to me, she is stunningly beautiful. Listen to how she describes herself:
Nobody knows how my life began as I washed up on a Vietnamese beach at the age of 63 bruised, without my memory and with “I love Elmer” written across my abdomen with a sketch pen. I survived only by my ability to whittle peoples’ likenesses in bars of coconut oil soap. Later, I was arrested by the local authorities for creating a risque soap statue of the president. I am legally bound not to continue this story.
I’m Really Good At Ordering the most repulsive item on a restaurant menu. Sitting on my own hair and thereby inadvertently whacking the back of my head against the wall when I try to stand up. Diving for sunken Golfballs. Capturing weasels from suburban homes for money. Shaving my back.
Witty as hell. To be effectively witty, one must be very intelligent. It requires fast thinking and a mastery of language, especially puns and timing. And get this..she is into ROBOTECH. She was born 2 years after it was cancelled..I actually grew up watching this on TV. To me, this demonstrates impeccable taste. We actually spent a while discussing how much we hate Minmei (a main character in season/generation 1)
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not declaring marriage etc I’m just amazed that a girl that beautiful and witty and geeky exists..anywhere. Usually the girls who like the same stuff I do look like this:
She’s all the way in India though, lol. But again, I have renewed faith and a resolve to never settle, but really go for finding a girl that meets my standards physically, intellectually, and geekily.Robotechily?