Chef quits ‘South Park’ because he is a douche

14 Mar

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Isaac Hayes, the 63-year-old musician-actor who has voiced the role of Chef on South Park since … well, the beginning, has quit the show

Why? Because South Park made fun of Scientology and Isaac Hayes is a Scientologist. I have a feeling he was forced or pressured to quit by the Church of Scientology. They are MEAN motherfuckers…as in they frame people for murder and do all kinds of INSANE shit such as:

  • the Church of Scientology was criminally convicted as a corporation on two counts of breach of the public trust (for an organized conspiracy to infiltrate government offices) in Canada.
  • Paulette Cooper is a New York-based freelance journalist. Cooper wrote a critical article on Scientology in the British Queen Magazine (now Harpers Queen) in 1969. In 1971 she published a book, “The Scandal of Scientology”.

    In 1973 Cooper was indicted by a US federal jury for bomb threats against Scientology offices and for perjury, and she underwent a year of psychiatric treatment as a condition of her negotiations with the US Attorney.

    In 1977 the FBI found Church of Scientology documents containing a precise plan to frame Cooper for bomb threats in order to get her “incarcerated in a mental institution or jail or at least to hit her so hard that she drops her attacks.“. The plan was dubbed by its authors “Operation Freakout.” Scientology operatives had sent the bomb threats, using Paulette Cooper’s typewriter and paper with her fingerprints on it.

    On October 12th, 1977 Paulette Cooper was informed by the FBI that her innocence of the charges had been conclusively established.

  • Operation Snow White was the name given internally by the Church of Scientology to a program which included the largest incident of private domestic espionage in the history of the United States.

    Under this program, Scientology operatives committed infiltration, wiretapping, and theft of documents in government offices, most notably those of the U.S. Internal Revenue Service.

    Eleven highly placed Church executives, including Mary Sue Hubbard (wife of founder L. Ron Hubbard and second in command of the organization), pleaded guilty or were convicted in federal court. The case was United States vs. Mary Sue Hubbard et al., 1979.

The above examples of the insanity and extreme danger of Scientology is only the tip of the iceberg.

My prediction is rather than have him voiced by someone new,they will kill his character off permanently…kind of like they did to Maude Flanders in the Simpsons when Maggie Roswell (her voice) had a contract dispute. So they fired her and killed off Maud in a totally idiotic manner as a slap in the face to Maggie.

But yeah…Chef didn’t contribute that much anyway to South Park..I will NOT miss the Chef character…it was the same fucking joke over and over and over:

South Park Children: chef, we as children wish to ask you an innocent question about something adult, like dildos

Chef: I will now answer you in a manner that only adults will understand and underlines my insatiable lust for women..which is amusing, since i am a elementary school chef.

Chef: now i will sing

repeat joke 300 times.

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8 Responses to “Chef quits ‘South Park’ because he is a douche”

  1. keokhen March 14, 2006 at 3:41 pm #

    eh, he can go fuck himself.
    if anyone can’t see the insanity that is scientology, then i am happy they are alittle further away from the spotlight.

  2. son_of_ottie March 14, 2006 at 7:55 pm #

    I agree. Fuck ‘im. AND his music. And Scientology and its minions.
    You know how in Rosemary’s Baby the husband is in cahoots with the devil-worshippers to further his career? Scientology does the same thing for these people except in REAL LIFE. Maybe minus the child of Satan, but ya never know.
    They are the greatest agency the world has ever seen. AND they’re straight out of a Stephen King story.

  3. heelee March 15, 2006 at 4:11 am #

    hell yeah thats only the tip of the iceberg. the multi-billion dollar iceberg.
    did you read the article in rolling stone recently about scientology? it was great.

    • bboyneko March 15, 2006 at 5:16 am #

      watch out for the authors of that article to suddenly get charged with Murder or dissapearing 😀

      • heelee March 15, 2006 at 5:18 am #

        ha i’d watch yourself!

  4. elcapitane March 27, 2006 at 9:41 pm #

    Long time, no see! I’ve done a couple entries in my LJ about Scientology, and I’ve got so many more things to write about that odds are I’ll be able to go for a while. If you’re interested, I’ve added you as a friend so you can read them for yourself.

    • bboyneko March 27, 2006 at 9:44 pm #

      i jus hope i dont get framed for murder

      • elcapitane March 27, 2006 at 9:53 pm #

        Oh trust me, what you’ve got on this entry pales in comparison to my entries (a third one is forthcoming in the next few days), so if anyone on LJ is due for a reaming from Scientology, it’s me.

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